There are some people who are very difficult to talk to. It may be because they are shy. It may be because there is some awkwardness between you for some reason. Sometimes it's because they are a colossal potato.
I wonder if any Nigerian man has ever successfully seduced a gormless white girl and got her to pay for his flights. I imagine it's unlikely. I hope it never happens. And I'm not being racist...
Meet Robert Dean Burlison II . He's a bit of an angry man with ties to the mafia and a history of murdering women. I like him a lot. We met briefly after he posted an advert in a Facebook group I help administer. I very politely pointed out that he was breaking the group rules and he might be told to go fuck himself by the other administrators. Unfortunately for me, I didn't realise I was dealing with Don Corleone himself. He sent me a lovely little essay to my inbox and insinuated I not tell anyone about the message or he might have them killed. So naturally I had to share it with the world. Merry Christmas. :-)
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