There are some people who are very difficult to talk to. It may be because they are shy. It may be because there is some awkwardness between you for some reason. Sometimes it's because they are a colossal potato.
I imagine having sex on the beach would be a pretty horrendous experience for all involved, not least for the other people on the beach. I just think of sand up the vag. That's got to be uncomfortable.
The thing with trying to get e-pregnant is you have to have regular e-sex. There is quite a small window after one's e-period where the woman e-ovulates. This means cramming as much awkward e-sex into as short a time as possible. This is no doubt nice for the man, who gets to insert his e-penis into an e-vagina more in one week than he probably manages for an entire year otherwise. For the woman it just means having to e-fake e-orgasms and ultimately get left un-esatisfied and un-efulfilled...
I'm quite happy that I wasn't born in somewhere like Saudi Arabia. I mean, despite the fact that I haven't driven a car since passing my test when I was 17, it's nice to have the choice to if I wanted. If I lived over there I'd get stoned to death within five minutes - and not the good kind of stoned...
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