A picture of sand on my face
I imagine having sex on the beach would be a pretty horrendous experience for all involved, not least for the other people on the beach. I just think of sand up the vag. That's got to be uncomfortable.
Trying for an e-baby - Part 3
The thing with trying to get e-pregnant is you have to have regular e-sex. There is quite a small window after one's e-period where the woman e-ovulates. This means cramming as much awkward e-sex into as short a time as possible. This is no doubt nice for the man, who gets to insert his e-penis into an e-vagina more in one week than he probably manages for an entire year otherwise. For the woman it just means having to e-fake e-orgasms and ultimately get left un-esatisfied and un-efulfilled...
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