I have brown eyes

I've sometimes wondered what I would look like as a blonde. I should really buy a wig or maybe just go for it and buy a bottle of bleach. The problem is I use up all the bleach for my eyes trying to decipher the illiterate ramblings of potatoes on Facebook.



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