The delightful Barry Rudd

I wonder what kind of response I'd get if I walked up to an American and wished them a happy St George's Day. They'd probably shoot me and then sue me for wasting their bullet. That's what most Americans do, right?

So this is Barry. He seems to be a bit dense. He seems to think anyone who doesn't live in America must hate America. He blocked me.

However, a few weeks later he was back, happy and chatty. We exchanged quite a few messages where he ranged from polite to angry to suicidal. I would post the entire conversation here but you'd probably die of boredom.