Heather's Inbox

Ok so I have a confession to make: I like Bruno Mars. It took me a long time to come to terms with the fact but it's time I finally came out. I also like Taylor Swift. God that feels good. Don't judge me.

I could probably do an entire album based on this.

When you have the IQ of a pickled onion and a name that sounds like a sneeze, you really have failed in life.

I imagine having sex on the beach would be a pretty horrendous experience for all involved, not least for the other people on the beach. I just think of sand up the vag. That's got to be uncomfortable.

I love overly religious people. Not only are they funny in their desire to ram their beliefs down everyone's throat, they are also very easy to annoy.