Heather's Inbox

I can't think of a single reason why learning Spanish would in any way benefit a person, other than if the were, in fact, Spanish.

if there's one thing I can't stand, other than organised religion, horny Pakistani men, stupid people and illiterate people, it's people who call me "baby".

Hallo, my naam is Heather Carter en ek is Afrikaans. Nie derde wêreld-Afrika nie, maar dalk van Suid-Afrika. Wit krag.

It's a perfectly logical question: If god created people with the ability to question his existence, why would he punish them for doing so? That's almost as stupid as the Islamic faith.

I'm not always rude to the Arabs who message me randomly. Sometimes I can be quite friendly and polite... Evidently this conversation went on for a while. I think he must have tried arranging a meeting or something...

I could be mistaken but I think this guy might have some minor anger issues. Either that or his goat dumped him.

In my experience, Muslims have two settings: Pervert or Angry. They all seem to start off nice for about five minutes before requesting to see my private parts on a web cam. When I subtly try pointing out that Allah wouldn't approve of their behaviour, they suddenly switch into angry Jihadist mode and threaten to kill me and rape my family. Is it any wonder the world generally hates them?