Heather's Inbox

I like Nigerian scammers. I don't get many of them in my Facebook inbox, more via email where they get equally ridiculed . Still, it's fun responding to them.

I'd probably feel quite stupid if I was getting educated by someone who was young enough to be my child, especially because at the moment it would be getting educated by a two year old (for legal reasons).

I've never once met a guy from Turkey who wasn't a complete retard. True story.

You'd never think I was quite academically gifted, would you? If only I could put my intellect to good use rather than mocking 'tards on social media...