Heather's Inbox

Indian boys are a real concern. I mean what kind of male is idiotic enough to create a fake profile of a a woman, pretend to be a lesbian in order to have keyboard sex with another man pretending to be a lesbian? Probably the same sort of person who is too stupid to know what a womb is...

I've honestly never touched drugs in my life. I probably inhaled quite a bit of weed at university because people often used to smoke the horrible shit in the flat. I was usually too drunk to notice though...

So this is Toto Robach . He's your typical average man of the Islamic faith who claims to be nice, not a retarded goat fucking pervert, and "isn't like the others" and won't try to rape my inbox or send me a photo of his tiny, diseased, and probably malfunctioning penis. He's not a terrorist either and won't threaten to kill me, rape me or do anything nasty like all the other men from Durkfuckistan do. To be fair, he started out as politely as they all do. I made sure I gave him fair warning that he shouldn't expect much from me. After a week or so of trying to get me to marry him, move to Algeria and become some kind of housewife, he then - shock horror - started to want to talk about sex. He seemed to be very knowledgeable about sex for someone who claimed to be a virgin. Naturally his comment about being educated by a married man mad me question his sexuality. He didn't seem to appreciate that very much... So after a few...