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Is English the same as Spanish?

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There are a few stock questions that facebook mutants ask when they first harass my inbox. These are: "which one r u in the pic?", "how old r u", "do u like sex?" and "where r u from?" The last question is one in which I always ask them to guess. The answers are usually quite interesting...

I'll marry you and become a ninja

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I'm not sure I'd want to marry someone who already had kids. The responsibility of raising someone else's children is just too much. And it's not like I'd feel comfortable disciplining them. Mind you, if I'd married this guy he would have probably taken his belt to me for having an opinion. Or convinced me to don a special rucksack and martyr myself... and I'm not having a dig at any cult in particular.