Heather's Inbox

Sometimes I get very bored. My brain is always on the go and if I don't get enough mental stimulation I can go a little bit batshit crazy. Continually doing things to keep the mind active is a good thing and  helps cerebral development - basically stops you becoming a potato. I wish more people would do this, especially those who use Facebook. That place really is a cesspool of the retarded.

Have you ever looked at someone and wondered how on earth they managed to survive as long as they have? I think that all the time.

Heather's Yes or No Game. The rules are very simple. A bit like the contestants...

Sometimes reading people's messages gives me a headache and, seriously, who is this Amanda person?

Some people are so brilliant they deserve their own album.