Heather's Inbox

In my experience, Muslims have two settings: Pervert or Angry. They all seem to start off nice for about five minutes before requesting to see my private parts on a web cam. When I subtly try pointing out that Allah wouldn't approve of their behaviour, they suddenly switch into angry Jihadist mode and threaten to kill me and rape my family. Is it any wonder the world generally hates them?

I've always maintained the reason Pakistani men are the way they are on social media is a by-product of their culture; not being allowed to have sex, living in sand, having to pray to an imaginary friend five times a day, inbreeding with goats...

In real life I'm one of the nicest, friendliest, honest, most trustworthy people you'll ever meet. On Facebook, not so much. This isn't just be being a completely different person behind a keyboard, or wanting to hide anything. It's just I've become impervious to the thirsty hornmongers attempting to sexually abuse my inbox.

It's not that I go around deliberately trying to antagonise Muslims, it's just they happen to be the ones who try keyboard raping me.

I can understand people thinking I'm American or Australian or basically any other English speaking nation given I speak English and I'm white. But African? Really?.