Heather's Inbox

I can't speak Arabic but I did once cough up a load of phlegm when I had a bad cold and I sounded a bit Arabic.

There was actually a lot more to this exchange. This guy kept messaging me randomly after this from various different accounts, trying to arrange some sort of sexual encounter. I kept posting the exchanges on Facebook and it turned out he's been sending messages of a sexual nature to underage girls as well. I submitted all my exchanges to an online predator investigation team and they were able to notify the authorities who took action against him. See? Sometimes being an inbox troll does some good for the world. It's just a shame they aren't allowed to cut his penis off.

I love the three questions game. Maybe I'm just a bit simple.

This was Chaudhry, or Chad for short. This was just a tiny fraction of Chaudhry's brilliance. He was by far the best mutant I've ever encountered on Facebook. So good was he in fact that I created a website dedicated to him .